"Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important             than being cool.       Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.      Homer: You know what the song says: "It's hip to be square".       Lisa: That song is so lame.      Homer: So lame that it's... cool?  Bart+Lisa: No.      Marge: Am I cool, kids?  Bart+Lisa: No.      Marge: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool, not caring,             right?  Bart+Lisa: No.      Marge: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we've tried             everything here.      Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to             be told you're cool.       Bart: Well, sure you do.       Lisa: How else would you know?"